Total Medals Earned: 682 (From 145 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,135 Points
Medals Earned: 14/17 (380/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/360 points)
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/45 points)
Jump high offscreen
Complete story mode in 3 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 7/10 (160/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (70/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Don't take damage.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (140/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 3/8 (60/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Save the galaxy.